HALP.
OMG you guys my Moms is so EMBARRASSING. Like, look at her! All cuddly and smothering with her eyes all closed and I THINK SHE IS INHALING MY EAR SMELLS. Doesn’t she know that I’m an ADULT now! JEEZ LOUISE, MOM!
Like, it’s okay when my one true love Miss Timothy Buttons inhales my ear smells. In fact, I wish she’d do it more often. I inhale Timothy’s ear smells ALL THE TIME but when I ask T-Buttz to inhale my ear smells she’s always like “I’M A BUSY LADY, SIDDHARTHA” and then she goes and chases after her stupid laser pointer or something and when I REMIND her that the laser pointer ain’t gonna tuck her in at night she’s all like “I’M A 21ST CENTURY WOMAN! I CAN TUCK MYSELF IN!” and before I can say anything back she runs into the other room and burrows under a blanket so I just take a deep breath and let her have her space but then, like, fifteen minutes later, after I’ve moved on and started chewin’ on my antler, I suddenly feel her absurdly long tongue floppin’ against the side of my head and and her pretty, pretty muzzle pressed right up against my ear and then I hear her nose take a deep breath…and when she’s done inhaling my ear smells I say, “Timothy Buttons, you complete me.”
“A Timothy Buttons by any other name would smell as sweet.”
Tags: ear smells, EMBARRASSING, muzzle, PLANET COOL SID, Sid, Timothy Buttons
October 1st, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Sid, you have it pretty good to get some nice lovin’ from both your mom and girlfriend. And I’m sorry, but I’ll give you fair warning that I am likely to try to get some snuggles with you soon! 😉
Love,
Christy
October 1st, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Hi Sid
Dude! Deep down I know you are TOTALLY digging the attention from the main WOMEN in your life. Don’t go acting all cool and stuff.
Love the ALL knowing NOODLES
October 1st, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Sid Please don’t hate us when our mommy smells your ear on Sunday.
Can’t wait to meet you.
Mochi
October 1st, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Our mom likes to sniff our ears as well! Sheesh
urban hounds
October 2nd, 2012 at 7:49 am
Scarlet is totally going to inhale your ear smells when we meet you next Sunday, and I may have to too 🙂
Xoxoxo
Scarlet & Meredith
October 3rd, 2012 at 12:17 am
Sid, we probably won’t sniff your ear as much as your butt. Unless you have an ear infection or something. Hey, it is a holiday weekend coming up. Should we take bets on who causes drama? We are driving all the way from Virginia, away from our regular vet and all. Nerdy mom is already scoping out emergency vets in case one of us plays the sick card.