Not Guilty?
Hello, ladies, ladypugs, gentlemen, and gentlepugs, welcome to Pug Court.
The court is now in session. Kindly take your seats.
Today’s case concerns a pug who has been accused of taking advantage of his grandpugrents this past week while his father was away.
Mr. Siddhartha Lamont has been accused of the following:
- 1. Waking his grandpugrents up at 5:15 am every morning and demanding that his breakfast be served immediately.
- 2. Hovering around his grandpop during dinner and slurping up any scrap that fell to the floor – even things on the DO NOT EAT list: Pizza crust, crumbs, pistachio shells (at least he spat these out).
- 3. Almost giving his grandmom a heart attack when he hid a small plush Christmas ornament. He made her think he had EATEN the ornament when he really had it hidden down in the basement the entire time. His grandmom had to spend the entire day searching the house to make sure he hadn’t EATEN the ornament as she was afraid he’d choke on it.
- 4. Multiple accounts of sneaking around gates and eating his dog-mate Ellie’s food even though he promptly received his normal meals every day.
- 5. Plunging muzzle-first into his giant bag of dog food when his grandmom had her back turned for 2 seconds.
- 6. Eating birdseed (Come on, seriously?! Are you THAT desperate!).
Mr. Siddhartha Lamont, after hearing all the accusations against you, how do you plead?
Tags: guilty, Ma and Pa Demski, mayhem, mischief, pug court, Sid
December 19th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Sid, we don’t believe a single word of this! Its absolutely preposterous that you would do anything like that! You’re a proper gentlepug.
♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet
December 19th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Sid…need a place to hide? My Dad is a pushover, and gives treats for the smallest of things…
December 19th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
You can hide with us! You’d be king of the castle.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Oh my gosh Sid, birdseed? You must have been starving. You can hide out here we just go tan order of Mr Chewy and our well stocked
urban hounds
December 19th, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Uh oh Sid. I think you need a Good lawyer.
Love Noodles
December 21st, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Sid, I bet you will stand up to those charges and admit them with pride! That’s a pug’s prerogative after all, right?
Love,
Christy