At Your Service
If you’re ever in need of someone to lead an expedition to uncharted territories in search of exotic scents and treats, I’m your man.
I am Siddhartha Lamont, Polar Explorer. At your service.
I don’t come cheap. My reward is the awesome thrill that comes only from conquering harsh conditions and surviving adventures in exotic locales.* Don’t settle with sub-par explorers, hire the best: Siddartha Lamont, Polar Explorer Par Excellence!
(* I do also accept payment in the form of baby carrots.)
Tags: adventure, polar vortex, Sid, winter
February 11th, 2014 at 9:31 am
Whoa there Sid, I thought you weren’t particular enamored of that white stuff and the cold that comes with it?
Gampy
February 11th, 2014 at 9:36 am
Sis, I have an even better proposition for you…how abouts you run over to iowa, right next door, and jump on my grandpa’s corn scooping shovel and we ride up and down the hills around our house! Yeehawwwww………
stella rose
February 11th, 2014 at 9:37 am
I meant SID….how embarrassing….I need a new assistant.
stella rose
February 11th, 2014 at 11:03 am
poor poor Sid stay warm big fella, I know you want to be tough but dont forget pugs are for the laps of luxury
retro rover
February 11th, 2014 at 11:37 am
Dear Siddartha the Explorer,
Where do I sign up? I just got home from Costco with a BIG bag of baby carrots.
Love Noodles
February 11th, 2014 at 1:27 pm
Hey Sid! I’d hire you for sure. Donald wants to know if he can cash in on some of your payment if he shows your customers how to poop on that pile of snow. He has become quite the expert.
Love,
Christy
February 11th, 2014 at 10:15 pm
Sid, you can head on over here to Idaho, we are supposed to be 50 degrees this weekend! You will need some rain boots though, we are a soggy mess
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
February 12th, 2014 at 10:53 am
We have carrots if you’ve got the time!
♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet
February 12th, 2014 at 7:05 pm
Sid- just look at how cute your are standing there!
love
tweedles